The following is a comprehensive list of the best tomato jokes and puns that I could find.
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- Why did Ketchup fail his final year in condiment school?
- Because he wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
- If I were a farmer, how would I measure my height?
- From my head tomatoes!
- What do tomatoes and potatoes have in common?
- Toes!
- Why are tomatoes round and red?
- Because if they were long and yellow they’d be bananas!
- What’s red and square?
- An uncool tomato!
- What’s the worst thing about salsa dancing?
- Getting the tomato stains out after wards!
- I like to put basil in my tomato soup.
- It’s simply soup-herb!
- How do you stop a rotten tomato from smelling?
- You pinch its nose!
- What do you call a potato who pretends to be a tomato?
- An imitater!
- What looks like half a tomato?
- The other half!
- I used to wash in tomato ketchup…
- In Heinz-sight, it wasn’t a very good idea!
- What type of tomato smells the best?
- A Roma!
- What’s red and invisible?
- No tomatoes!
- What’s red and goes up down up down?
- A tomato in an elevator!
- What happened when the tomato fell behind on his homework?
- He had to ketchup!
- Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
- Because he couldn’t find a date!
- Vegetable puns make me feel good.
- From my head tomatoes!
- What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato?
- Ketchup!
- How do you fix a broken pizza?
- With tomato paste!
- What did the pasta say to the tomato?
- Don’t get saucy with me!
- Did you hear about the salad race?
- The lettuce was ahead and the tomato tried to ketchup!
- Why did the tomato blush?
- Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do boats eat with a spoon?
- Tomato sloop!
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