The 13 Best Paul Walker Jokes

The following is a comprehensive list of the best Paul Walker jokes that I could find.

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  1. Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
    • He couldn’t pass Mustard!
  2. The Fast and the Furious 10 should be dedicated to Paul Walker
    • Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
  3. Selling Paul Walker’s keyboard on eBay for $100
    • Disclaimer: it’s missing a key (previous owner lost CTRL).
  4. What do both Paul Walker and Vin Diesel have in common?
    • Both of their last big hits were trees
  5. Did you hear about Paul Walker on the radio?
    • And the dashboard and pretty much the rest of the interior.
  6. Racecar backwards is still racecar.
    • But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
  7. What is red and can’t climb trees?
    • Paul Walker’s Porsche
  8. I can see why Paul Walker jokes aren’t funny anymore.
    • Poor guy can’t catch a “brake”.
  9. Paul Walker took up Zen Buddism not long before his death.
    • He became one with a tree.
  10. What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?
    • It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just…stopped.
  11. What’s Paul Walker’s favorite energy drink?
    • N.O.S. Too bad he can’t handle the crash…
  12. Why can’t Paul Walker use Tumblr?
    • He only sticks to the dashboard.
  13. What’s the difference between Paul Walker and Betty White?
    • Paul Walker hit 100 before he died.

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