The following is a comprehensive list of the best Amish jokes I could find.
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- Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?
- He was driving her buggy.
- What’s the shortest book in the world?
- Amish war heros.
- What goes clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop bang bang bang?
- Amish driveby shooting.
- Why don’t the Amish water ski?
- Because the horses would drown.
- How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic?
- They keep falling off the wagon.
- What do you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
- A mechanic.
- What’s an Amish woman’s favorite sexual fantasy?
- Two Mennonite.
- How do we know that Adam and Eve were Mennonite?
- Who else would be alone in a garden with a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit?
- What’s the difference between a Mennonite girl and Alaska?
- About three degrees.
- What’s the difference between an Amish girl and a water buffalo?
- About 12 pounds of hair.
- What do you call a beautiful girl in an Amish Church?
- A visitor.
- Do you know why Amish SUVs get such bad mileage?
- Because they’re real grass-guzzlers.
- How was copper wire invented?
- Two Mennonites found a penny.
- I had a one-night stand with an Amish guy the other week.
- He never called me back.
- What do the Amish call a DUI?
- Horsing around.
- Why don’t Amish women wear sleeveless dresses?
- They refuse to bare arms.
- What did the man say when he noticed that there wasn’t any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?
- Shomething’sh Amish…
- What do you get when you cross an Amish man with an octopus?
- Don’t know either but it sure can pick corn!
- Is it true that Amish men can’t motorboat their wives?
- Yes, they can only row boat them.
- What do the Amish people call a jar full of honeybees?
- A vibrator.
- The very first self-driving vehicle was invented by the Amish in the 1700s…
- The horse worked fine, but the car was a little buggy.
- How do the Amish hunt deer?
- They sneak up on it and build a barn around it.
- Amish men aren’t buried with their beards.
- They bury him with shovels.
- A survey was conducted online.
- We found that out of the world’s population, 0% of people are Amish.
- A crazy Amish strip club drew me in.
- It was bonnetless.
- Why is it hard for the Amish to travel?
- Their transit system is a little buggy.
- What does an Amish whore do?
- About 10 Mennonite.
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